Reporter Nose Fail - News reporter Saphia Khambalia is caught short when her nose starts running and fails to sign off in time before another stream of snot leaks out of her nostril.

The Convoluted, Blood-Spattered History Of Mortal Kombat - An infographic of all the Mortal Kombat games, movies, cartoons, TV show and web series.

Ichikawa Miori Headbutt On AKBingo! - Ichikawa Miori demonstrates her headbutting talent on two volunteers.

Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes - Chicks look so much more attractive with Steve Buscemi eyes.

Find Your Nearest NHS Dentist Now - NHS advert to help people find their local NHS dentist.

Live fishes, small tortoises and young giant salamanders sealed in plastic pouches and sold as keychains are displayed at a roadside stall in Beijing. Each keychain is sold for 10 yuan (just under a pound). The vendor claims a special liquid inside provides oxygen and nutrient for the creatures.

Podgy pooch Cassie has begun a strict diet after ballooning to over nine stone because she’d been allowed to gorge on roast dinners, takeaways, and fish and chips. The seven-year-old border collie looks almost seal-like after years of unhealthy eating left her over three times the weight she should be. Cassie was brought into the Dog’s Trust re-homing centre in Kenilworth, Warks., tipping the scales at 58kg when she should be 18-20kg. They have now been given the task of helping Cassie to slim down so she can be re-homed with a loving family but fear it will take them at least a year. The hefty hound, who is too fat to stand up to eat and suffers painful bed sores all over her body from lying down too often, lived alone with her elderly female owner - who regularly served her gut-busting treats like fish and chips on Fridays and full roast dinners on Sundays.

Cat Vs Dog - A cat makes its feelings known when a dog disturbs it.

Former Russian spy Anna Chapman and Eurovision Song Contest 2008 winner Dima Bilan present creations by Shiyan & Rudkovskaya fashion house during Volvo Fashion Week Moscow.

Cleaning The Cobra Pit - Because it’s not going to clean itself.

Volunteers from AOL UK at Oxford Circus get ready to travel on the London Underground on behalf of breast cancer charity CoppaFeel! in a bid to raise awareness of the importance of women checking their breasts regularly.

Friday Or Die - Rebecca Black takes over Funny Or Die for April Fools’ Day.

Toy Story 4 Trailer: Don’t Toy With Me - Burbank, California and Taipei, Taiwan (1 April, 2011) — The Walt Disney Company (NYSE:DIS) today announced the appointment of Taiwan-based Next Media Animation to produce the next installment of the “Toy Story” franchise. “Toy Story 4: Don’t Toy With Me”, will appear in theaters the second half of 2011.

“Don’t Toy With Me” picks up where Toy Story 3 left off. It follows the adventures of Andy, now a college drop-out struggling to adapt to life beyond the parental nest. As with the earlier Toy Story films, themes of friendship are prevalent, with Woody and Buzz Lightyear helping to guide Andy through a brutal and unforgiving world.

“The original Toy Story was released in 1995 and many of our fans are now in their mid- to late 20s,” said Bea Warre, development executive at Disney. “This new installment re-boots the franchise and gives our now older fans a Toy Story they can relate to.”

Next Media Animation was chosen for its lightning fast animation ability, allowing for a quick follow-up to the Toy Story franchise after Toy Story 3 was released just last year.

Peter Coffin Is A Loser - Self proclaimed YouTube ‘comedian’, Peter Coffin, trolls Singaporean blogger, Xiaxue, who in turn blocks him only for his ‘girlfriend’ to continue the abuse. Xiaxue starts digging and reveals the ‘girlfriend’ to be made up by Peter Coffin who has been publicly flirting with her for months.

Peter Coffin Is His Own Legal Team - After getting found out for making up his girlfriend and becoming a laughing stock on the internet, Peter fires off a legal threat… from his own e-mail account.

IAmA Target Of A Smear Campaign: Peter Coffin - In an effort to clear his name and divert the attention away from him, Peter makes another wise move and takes to Reddit, insisting he did not create Kimi Kobayashi and doesn’t know who she is. Everyone calls him an idiot and he deletes his account.

Rants And Retardicles - Instead of hiding in his mother’s basement and keeping quiet, Peter starts a blog posing as a ‘fan’ to bitch about people liking the Peter Coffin Facebook page to leave derisory comments, calls everyone sheep. Peter cries and deletes the page as well as disabling comments on his most recent videos.